I lost count of all the things wrong with this.
1. If you’re trying to appeal to a gay audience (that’s who she’s going for, right?), maybe saying doing “anal” makes you a “whore.”
2. Outing Michael Lohan as someone you went to rehab with isn’t impressive. It just makes you look like you don’t understand the concept an “Alcoholics ANONYMOUS.”
2.5 “featuring pop singer pal Adam Barta?” Exactly how low is the bar set for one to be considered a “singer?”
3. At 1:34, is Adam saying “Rock my Tampon?”
4. At 2:24, does he say his “skimpy Outfit” makes him “poop?”
5. That part about wearing a thong is enough to make the western hemisphere Vegan.
